Malignant Brain Humor

Comedian and Midwesterner extrodinaire Ryan Beck is on the podcast. Check him out at and twitter @iamryanbeck. Great chat, cool guy.  He also runs a monthly show at The Grisly Pear the first Saturday of each month 8PM, beginning in October. 

Episode song Lyrics

You probably work hard and you probably work long 

and Rise with the crowin' of the rooster at dawn 

Eyes clear as the water that you drink from the pond 

And believe in all them white folks that are singing folk songs

You're probably talk polite and you probably talk kind 

Trust your gut instinct and don't pay too much mind, 

And return all of your library books on time, 

And think that when we're raptured gays'll be left behind.

You probably drive a pickup truck that's covered in dust 

And live inside a barn that's just the color of rust 

And you probably own a farm and think in god we trust 

And smile at the Jews with well disguised disgust

Well Midwesterners are probably all named jed 

I probably know the racist thoughts that run through their heads 

Because I saw it on the inte rnet that they're necks are red, 

Never met a midwesterner but I got 'em all pegged

Direct download: MBHumor_27_Ryan_Beck.m4a
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:00am EDT